July 12, 2012
Bob's Burgers released a Choking First Aid chart to help their diners understand the proper procedures of helping someone that is choking. Bob's Burgers isn't exactly a reliable source -- the chart advises you "tell the victim you won't help him until he stops being such a diva."
The choking chart also suggests you make sure the victim knows how much they owe you for saving his/her life, and to take note of their attractiveness (without forgetting about their personality, of course).
Check out Bob's Burgers Choking First Aid chart below!
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