The Ice Cream Sammy is an inedible treat crafted by Stephanie Baum of SteffBomb. The anthropomorphic ice cream sandwich has little button eyes, rosy cheeks, a toothy frown and a tear. Why a tear? He has a corner that's been bitten off!
The hand-sewn Ice Cream Sammy is made to order and costs $75. For another melancholy anthropomorphic treat that's actually edible, check out the Cake Buddy.