Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies Will Predict an Ominous Future

December 9, 2012

These Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies will predict a not-so-bright future. The cookies are wrapped around a piece of paper that delivers an evil, mean, funny or severely depressing fortune (for example, "You will die alone and poorly dressed." The packaging is even blank, so it can be easily mistaken for the restaurant's.

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Flo's picture

How about "you will soon have a weird feeling after this dinner" or "based on what you just ate, stay close to home"